Your name is Vriska Serket, you are NINE SWEEPS OLD.

You are the THIEF OF LIGHT after ascending to GOD TIER LEVEL after your game of SBURB, you were the only surviving member aside from TEREZI PYROPE and KANAYA MARYAM. You realize how others may try and MAKE UP for past mistakes like you've made. You fell NO INCLINATION to do so at all.

At all.

But that was then, and this is now. You're older, and you realize you want something more from this life then a pair of cheap ass wings and a tacky yellowy orange suit. You aspire to be a feared and renowned pirate, just as you ancestor was. You'll have a title and everything, you've already got the ship, now you just need a loyal crew to loot and plunder.

What will you do?
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.

cooler-kid-on-the-block:

hate:

lets do this thing

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english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

Darling nearly every movie is perfect in your eyes. It might 8e good 8ut nothing Marvel ever does can ever hope to amount to the grandeur of Captain America.

I don’t think people understand that he is America.

Im not really one to care about the united states of america. But captain america is one badass dude! I gotta say.

I don’t either, I was just getting it out there.

And he’s more than 8adass, he’s perfect.

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english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

Yeeeeeeeep.

Excellent!

So what’s 8een up?

I have been watching lots of movies. You?

8een secretly plotting to enslave the human world, uh oh secrets out, in other words, I went and saw the Avengers in that stupid Earth thing you call a cinema.

Well as long as im safe from your slaving of the planet…

ALSO YES. Perfect movie.

Darling nearly every movie is perfect in your eyes. It might 8e good 8ut nothing Marvel ever does can ever hope to amount to the grandeur of Captain America.

I don’t think people understand that he is America.

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english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

Yeeeeeeeep.

Excellent!

So what’s 8een up?

I have been watching lots of movies. You?

8een secretly plotting to enslave the human world, uh oh secrets out, in other words, I went and saw the Avengers in that stupid Earth thing you call a cinema.

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- me: does nothing
- me: contemplates watching movie
- me: doesn't watch movie, lies in bed
- me: looks around for more things to not do
- anyone: hey can you do me a favour-
- me: oh my god i have exams you ass what do you want i'm really busy
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english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

Yeeeeeeeep.

Excellent!

So what’s 8een up?

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english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

english-jakeenglish:

st8tic:

Hello again love!

Helloooooooo, 8uttercup.
How’s it going? 

Quite well i may say now that youre online again!

Well I realized that everyone really needs a daily dose of Serket, and these things can’t 8e prolonged 8etween long time intervals as I’ve 8een keeping them, that’s just plain rude, and everyone knows how much I hate 8eing rude.

Everyone does indeed need a little bit of you as well as a little bit of myself. Of course the world has a favour for itself to see the two of us! Know what i mean?

Yeeeeeeeep.

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I h8 it when you guys 8uild up and swarm me like a fucking horde of locust when I get online.
Anywaaaaaaaay, welcome to my 8log, I don’t have to say enjoy your stay, 8ecause it’s a given that you will.

I h8 it when you guys 8uild up and swarm me like a fucking horde of locust when I get online.

Anywaaaaaaaay, welcome to my 8log, I don’t have to say enjoy your stay, 8ecause it’s a given that you will.